Chrisco's Killers is a professional hockey team based out of Water Valley, Alberta, Canada. They are members of the Tier 1 league of the GHL. Wealthy Owner and General Manager Chris Kay is famous for enticing players with large amounts of farm land, custom built homes, a private school for families of the players and many other first class bonuses. However, players who "under perform" mysteriously wind up as missing persons.

Killers Championship History[]

Tier 5 - Championship (36-0-1-0) - Year 1 - Season 13

Tier 4 - Championship (36-2-0-0) - Year 3 - Season 15

Tier 3 - Championship (34-2-0-2) - Year 4 - Season 16

Tier 2 - Championship (32-4-0-2) - Year 7 - Season 19

Current Season News and Notes[]

Season 22 Starts! And the Killers have a schedule!
Lockout season No hockey for the Killers fans enraged with league officials!!!
Killers Draft Evgeniy Ivanov a 6'4" 228lb Russian forward with a lot of potential. It will take a few years for him to crack the deep Killers line up but could be a contributing 3rd liner for a long time
Killers Sweep First Round After finishing 6th in the regular season, Chrisco's Killers knocked off 3rd ranked Ice Batty in 2 straight games to advance to the semi finals
ANOTHER NEWCOMER! Purchased the rights to young Canadian defenseman Jordan Citino from Bellah. "The 22 year old was picked up to fill the spot left behind by Fleishaker Mascaro. He will likely jump right in a be a contributing member as a 5th or 6th Dman. Jordan should be a Killer for a long time!" said team Captain Jude Michaels in a press conference on January 22nd.
Acquired High Potential 22 Year old Canadian Forward Porfirio Stoddart from the Bashers in exchange for high profile and long time Killer Fleishaker Mascaro. "He has been a great leader and member of the community for a number of years and will be deeply missed in the locker room" replied Kareem Zylka earlier this morning when asked about the deal.
Acquired high potential, 23 yr old Canadian forward Sam Obi from the St. Louis Blues in exchange for slow developing youngster Taylor Jome. "He just wasn't improving as quickly as we would have liked, and we have several young guys who deserve a shot" stated Head Coach and Assistant GM Kareem Zylka.
Signed Free Agent Benito Defrain, a 112 Overall Veteran power play specialist with high expectations to add some offensive punch to an injured Killers line-up.

Re-Acquired Veli-Pekka Hitchko from "Danger Zone" along with Morris Vasil in exchange for Eugene Douyette

Drafted 18 yr old Darryl Hiestand from Greenville, SC. USA

Killers Uniform[]

The Killer Dome[]

The Killer Dome (formerly known as the Water Valley Community Center) is a 22,000 seat stadium. Because of its unique design, it is the only dome shaped stadium in the GHL. Every seat in the building has a full, unobstructed view of the action.

Seating in the "Red Sections" are priced at $225.
Seating in the "Blue Sections" are priced at $185.
Seating in the "Black Sections" are priced at $10.

Because of owner Chris Kay's humble beginnings growing up in a poor family, he understands the impact professional sporting events can have on children of poor families. For this reason he has always insisted (despite advisor criticism) that upper level seating never rise above $10. This encourages all members of the community to attend Killers games. To further the impact on the community, all Killers players are available to media and fans for a minimum of 45 minutes following every home game.

Team Roster[]

	Chrisco's Killers
	[[Image:\|center\|125px\|Chrisco's Killers]]
Tier Level	Tier 1
League Number	League 1
Date Founded	March 15,2008
Season Founded	Season 13
City	Water Valley, Alberta
Home Arena	The Water Valley Community Center
Colours	Black, White, Red
General Manager	Chris Kay
Head Coach	Kareem Zylka
Captain	Jude Michaels
Play-off Wins	4
Play-off Finalists	0

Current Roster With Season 21 Stats[]

As of April 2010

Coaching Staff
Number	Nationality	Name	Position	Overall	GP (This Season)	Wins (This Season)	Losses (This Season)	W% (This Season)
		Kareem Zylka	Coach	97
		Chris Kay	GM	125

Goaltenders

Number	Nationality	Name	Position	Overall	GP (This Season)	Wins (This Season)	Losses (This Season)	GAA (This Season)	SV%(This Season)
71		Walter Dalonzo	Starting	100
24		Arnulfo Mollohan	Backup	76

Skaters

Number	Name	Position	Overall	Goals (This Season)	Assists (This Season)
83	Otis Gavenda	FW	103
82	Kevin Coultas	FW	102
1	Rudolf Vanwright	FW	101
20	Travis Vosburg	FW	106	LOCKOUT	SEASON
95	Evsei Grigorev	FW	107
60	Georg Aring	D	99	NO STATS
38	Jude Michaels	D	101
14	Leandro Bhaskar	FW	97
82	Freeman Pierce	FW	95
87	Silny Kasinger	D	89
43	Paavo Meshyock	FW	92
13	Clifford Nave	FW	94
26	Dominick Holling	D	90
27	Porfirio Stoddart	FW	90
9	Everette Beaner	D	89
14	Lyle Langlinais	D	79
95	Janny Melendy	FW	79
15	Tintin Sakurai	FW	72
2	Veli-Pekka Hitchko	FW	93
88	Polak Menendez	FW	68
23	Benito Defrain	FW	112

Past Season Records[]

Season	League	Tier	GP	W	L	OTL	Pts	GF	GA	Playoffs
Season 13	1481	5	38	37	0	1	75	266	13	Championship
Season 14	187	4	38	36	1	1	73	217	32	Eliminated Game 3 Second Round
Season 15	187	4	38	36	2	0	72	207	38	Championship
Season 16	41	3	38	34	2	2	70	183	41	Championship
Season 17	12	2	38	25	8	5	55	121	65	Eliminated Game 3 Second Round
Season 18	12	2	38	27	6	5	59	122	63	Eliminated Game 3 First Round
Season 19	12	2	38	32	4	2	66	153	47	Championship
Season 20	1	1	38	22	11	5	49	115	91	Eliminated Game 2 Second Round
Season 21	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	Lockout season BCART SUCKS

Players All Time Stats[]

Killers Record Book[]

Chrisco's Killers All-Time Records
Milestone	#
Wins (W)	253
Losses (L)	33
Overtime Losses (OTL)	17
Goal For (GF)	1154
Goals Against (GA)	362
Power Play Goals (PPG)	536
Shots For (SHT)	9648
Shots Against (SHT AGT)	4810

Chrisco's Killers Single Season Records
Milestone	Player	Season	Tier	#
Most Goals (G)	Rudolf Vanwright	13	5	46
Most Assists (A)	Paavo Meshyock	14	4	61
Most Points (P)	Paavo Meshyock	14	4	96
Best +/-	Paavo Meshyock	14	4	+43
Most Power Play Goals (PPG)	Rudolf Vanwright	13	5	34
Most Shots On Goal (SHT)	Rudolf Vanwright	13	5	274

Chrisco's Killers All-Time Franchise Records
Milestone	Player	#
Games Played (GP)	Paavo Meshyock	261
Goals (G)	Rudolf Vanwright	208
Assists (A)	Paavo Meshyock	190
Points (P)	Rudolf Vanwright	350
All-time +/-	Rudolf Vanwright	+191
Power Play Goals (PPG)	Rudolf Vanwright	124
Game Winning Goals (GWG)	Rudolf Vanwright	35
Shots On Goal (SHT)	Rudolf Vanwright	1476

Killers Merchandise[]

Jerseys[]

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Chrisco's Killers
[[Image:\|center\|125px\|Chrisco's Killers]]
Tier Level	Tier 1
League Number	League 1
Date Founded	March 15,2008
Season Founded	Season 13
City	Water Valley, Alberta
Home Arena	The Water Valley Community Center
Colours	Black, White, Red
General Manager	Chris Kay
Head Coach	Kareem Zylka
Captain	Jude Michaels
Play-off Wins	4
Play-off Finalists	0

Chrisco's Killers

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